Edw@rd End0 Confesses To Some Exceedingly Queer Behavior

Clearly Edw@rd End0 is embarassed, as he writes his confession in German.

In a comment attached to a post on his Donkeyturds blog, Edw@rd writes, "Ich kribble meinen Hodensack, wenn ich meine Kugeln an mein Po-Loch klebe".

According to G00gle translate, in English this means, "I tingle my scrotum when I glue my balls to my butt hole".

Edw@rd is so embarassed (because he knows his behavior is exceedingly queer) that he uses the account he created to impersonate me.

The image above was included in Edw@rd's post. Does such a song actually exist? Edw@rd included 3 links to YouTube videos. Are these videos of the artists performing their song? Maybe. I don't know. I did not click any of links to investigate.

As per text at the bottom of his post, this is Edw@rd's new favorite song. He feels the groove and gets funky with it.

Post authored by Dervish Sanders. EEH016.

Edw@rd End0 Is Attracted To Fugly Baboons

Edw@rd End0 put up pics on his blog of some women he finds attractive (I guess). He called his 1/26/2024 post "Fine Masterpiece Friday". Apparently he believes the two fugly hoes whose image appears above are "fine masterpieces"?

When I wrote "Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene are fugly", he deleted my comment. Still he replied. As per Edw@rd's retort, "Your mama is a fat fugly baboon, Dervish".

Edw@rd has never seen a picture of my mother and has no idea what she looks like. btw, my mother is a human woman and not a baboon. Or a fugly baboon. It must be that Edw@rd finds some baboons attractive? Makes sense, given that he thinks Boebert and Greene are good looking.

Not just good looking, but "fine masterpieces". A step (or more) above just being good looking. In Edw@rd's delusions, these two are exceptionally good looking. LOL.

I found the two images below when I entered "Boebert Taylor Greene Fugly" into Google. The first one is labeled "Neanderthal Taylor Greene". The second one (a cartoon) is a reference to some trouble Boebert got into when she attended a performance of the Beetlejuice Musical in Denver on 9/10/2023. The Denver Post says she was "accused by venue officials of vaping, singing, recording and causing a disturbance during the performance".





The "disturbance" included (in addition to the vaping, singing and recording) her boyfriend groping her titties while she massaged his weiner. In a theater full of people. Including young children.

I submitted a comment to Edw@rd's Cleveland Foxturds blog in which I made reference to the Beetlejuice Boebert handyj. This angered Edw@rd. He copied my comment over to his Donkeyturds blog and added some commentary.

He said I was trying to distract from the story he had posted about (on his Foxturds blog). A story that concerned some mayor in a city in California (state where Edw@rd lives) getting spanked by a drag queen ("over the weekend", so either September 9 or 10, 2023). This spanking is far far worse (in Edw@rd's opinion) than what Boebert did.

According to Burbank mayor Konstantine Anthony, "There were some shenanigans, some silly stuff happened, it was all fun and games".

But Edw@rd strongly disagrees. In his hom0phobic peabrain this kind of behavior is "beyond gross". Getting spanked (while fully clothed) is WAY worse than his hoe Boebert getting caught being groped and giving a handjob in public.

As per the low IQ imbecile, the Burbank mayor (who I'd never heard of) is my "boy". And (Edw@rd wrongly speculates) that (while watching the video) I was "spanking my monkey". No. I have zero interest in watching this video. I saw links but didn't click them. I did not watch it, much less watch it and m@sturbate. Maybe Edw@rd did?

The title of Edw@rd's post is "Dervish Sanders Caught Spanking His Monkey". Meaning he caught me. Or wishes that he walked into my home uninvited and saw me beating off. That sounds like something Edw@rd would fantasize about. For sure. Given that Edw@rd is obsessed with g@y sex.

btw, "the Santa Clarita Valley Democrats released a statement explaining that no one under the age of 18 was present". While there were children present at the Beetlejuice musical. I don't know if any children saw Boebert rubbing her boyfriend's meatstick. But there were children in the theater who could have seen the lewd display.

Edw@rd thinks that's fine, apparently. Maybe educational for the kids? Because it was healthy sexual relation that involved a man and a woman. As opposed to the man on "queertard" in drag display the hate-filled hom0phobe Edw@rd finds bigly offensive.

I replied to Edw@ard's post, but he deleted my comment. Then he reposted it (but rewrote what I originally submitted). It is substantially the same, but the sick pervert added, "I need to learn a few new techniques to improve my gay prowess at my brothel". Because (in Edw@rd's delusions) I am the owner/operator of a "gay brothel" that is located on "Highway 69".

Post authored by Dervish Sanders. EEH015.

Yes, Myst3re, That Looks Like A Picture of a Man, His Grandson And His Daughter

Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club (aka Edw@rd End0). Friday, March 8, 2024 at 10:12 AM.
Share if you will be voting to put this beautiful first family back in the White House.

Dervish Z Sanders. March 8, 2024 at 7:48 PM.
Looks like a picture of a man, his grandson and his daughter. If I didn't know who they were that is what I'd say.

Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club. April 1, 2024 at 4:26 PM.
Spoken like a typical demon worshipping liberal. Arrogance is spelled B-i-d-e-n.



The father of Melania Knauss is 80 (dob March 24, 1944). Her husband, dotard donald tRump, is 77 (dob June 14, 1946). Melania is 54 years old (dob April 26, 1970). donald tRump was 24 years old when his future 3rd wife was born.

He absolutely is old enough to be Melania's father, Edw@rd. How the heck does acknowledging this fact make me a "typical demon worshiping liberal"? What does that have to do with you incorrectly spelling "arrogance"?

btw, Marla Maples (dotard's second wife) was born October 27, 1963 and is 60 (17 year age difference). Ivana Zelnickova (the Orange Turd's 1st wife) was born February 20, 1949 and died July 14, 2022 at 73 (3 year age difference).

Post authored by Dervish Sanders. EEH014.

Edw@rd End0, J!zz Gurgling F@g

Image: ...the official name for the music played in Star Wars by such classic musical acts as Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes or The Max Rebo Band is Jizz Music.

J!zz is a form of music in the Star Wars galaxy? Who knew? J!zz music isn't what the greasy slime with an ignorant mind, Edw@rd Endo is referring to in the comment below, however.

As you can see, the hom0phobe is harassing other bloggers with his g@y fantasies again. Well, not again, but as always. Though, most of the time when he writes such comments, he does so anonymously. This time he used his Q-Anon/Q-Taro account. Proof that that ALL (most?) of other such similar comments were written by him.

Here is a comment in which Edw@rd (posting using his Porky account) confesses to being the person posting all the "f@g" comments on Lisa's WYD blog.

Edw@rd thinks that adding "Player" to all his "Porky" comments is the perfect disguise (it proves he is a "badd ass"). If you believe Porky, I confessed to calling myself a f@g (along with others -- but mostly myself). And he thinks that's believable? He probably does, but he's a moron.

Above is another comment Edw@rd faked. Although Edw@rd denies it and blames me, writing "the comments above not labeled mystere's moonbat slayer club or Rattrapper are authored by Assface Derpish Sanders. Assface appears to be confessing to the crime".

Again he says my NON-confession is me admitting I faked the comment by my fellow liberal blogger, Dave Dubya. And WHY would I do that, Edw@ard?

Again I got called out for faking a comment by Dave Duyba. I don't know, Edw@rd. I bet that, if you asked Dave Dubya, he would say you're the one faking him.

And see the last comment there? Apparently that's me calling myself a f@g. Remember, I did give a "backhanded confession" to being the person who keeps calling myself (primarily) and other liberal bloggers f@gs. Also faking comments from them in which they "confess" to being "f@gs". That's me doing that too.

If you believe Edw@rd, that is. Then it's me who is guilty of harassing liberal bloggers (including myself) with hom0phobic slurs. Or maybe (if you aren't an idiot) you can conclude that it is OBVIOUSLY Edw@rd who is doing this. Though, if you're a rightturd, you'll probably won't say anything. Because you think Edw@rd's behavior is hilarious.

Obviously Edw@rd thinks it's hilarious to tell such obvious lies. That is what their magaturd Orange Turd cult leader does, and they all love it.

Dave Dubya (fake Edw@rd End0 comment). March 7, 2024 at 9:04 AM.
Oh my head hurts! I need some coffee. I feel I drank too much last night and embarrassed myself.

Dervish Z Sanders. March 10, 2024 at 2:37 PM.
^^Another fake Mystere comment^^

Q-Taro, A Highly Intelligent Commentator And Snarky Dude! March 11, 2024 at 8:14 AM.
Another admission from Dervish Sanders faking Dave Dubya.

Q-Taro, A Highly Intelligent Commentator And Snarky Dude! March 11, 2024 at 8:17 AM.
Dervish Sanders [said] "I want to slurp Pete Bootygig's delicious man juice."
There, fixed it for ya, Dervish. You're welcome!

Dervish Z Sanders. March 11, 2024 at 10:04 AM.
Mystere [said] I want to slurp Pete Bootygig's delicious man juice.
I didn't need to know that, Mystere. I did not want to know that.
btw, there is no such person as "Pete Bootygig".

Anonymous (Edw@rd End0). March 11, 2024 at 3:44 PM.
↑FAG↑

Post authored by Dervish Sanders. EEH012.

More Edw@rd End0 Interracial/Shemale G@y Sex 3some Fantasies

The above image is from the Edw@rd End0 WordPress blog, Cleveland Foxturds. The name attached to the file is "dervish-sanders-tranny-model". Apparently this is a pic of a trans woman? The answer is yes. I did a reverse image search using TinEye, and discovered that this is a picture of the UK trans model, Gigi Hari.

Do I want to participate in a threesome with Gigi and Rational Nation? No. I never even heard of this person. And I'm not specifically attracted to trans women.

This is an Edw@rd End0 delusion. I've never been seen in public with a "queer guy in a dress". I did say (though I don't recall where) that, if I ever married, it would probably be to a woman. Not a trans woman. I don't have anything against trans women. I certainly don't hate them, as Edw@rd does. But not hating trans women mean (in Edw@rd's hate-fueled delusions) that I "love shemales bigly".

Edw@rd believes that anyone who says we should love our fellow man, as per the Bible (Thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself, Matthew 22:37–39), is on the side of evil. And that adhearing to God's call for tolerance "must stop".

The Bible's basis for tolerance. The Bible promotes tolerance. It says: "Let your reasonableness become known to all men" (Philippians 4:5). The Bible encourages us to treat others in a considerate, courteous, and fair way. Those who apply this advice may not agree with or adopt another person's values, but they allow that one to behave according to his or her own choice. he Bible, however, reveals that God has standards for human behavior. It states: "[God] has told you, O man, what is good" (Micah 6:8). It reveals God's direction, given to help people enjoy the best life possible (Isaiah 48:17, 18). God does not authorize us to judge others. According to the Bible, "There is only one who is Lawgiver and Judge ... Who are you to be judging your neighbor?" (James 4:12). God allows each one of us the freedom to make choices for which we are personally responsible (Deuteronomy 30:19).

Edw@rd reject's God's words because he is a fake Christian Evilvangelical. Any time Edw@rd sees calls for tolerance and acceptance he calls it "evil" and demands that laws be passed to enforce the hate and descrimination he desires.

As per a 5/20/2023 TDR post, Boston Piggy Loves Her Shemales. Edw@rd writes, "Once again, Shenehneh steps into her pig manure and wallows for her wicked demon possessed slobs. Shenehneh loves her left wing extremist freaks and whackjobs who are destroying The USA with their vulgar wicked freak show. This needs to stop".

Edw@rd is referring to the PE (Progressive Eruptions) blogger, Shaw Kenawe. Who he calls either "Boston Piggy" or "Shenehneh". Regarding his objections, why does this need to stop, Edw@rd? Trans people are not destroying the USA. Trans people living their best lives isn't a "vulgar wicked freak show".

Well, unless you're a fake Christian evilvangelical like Edw@rd. Then trans and g@y people are DEFINITELY "destroying the USA". aka not harming anyone. In fact, it your HATE that is harming people, Edw@rd. Which is why it is such a JOKE that Google flagged my blogs (and locked them) for "hate" (after being falsely reported by the @sswipe, Edw@rd).

Mystere says... Dervish Loves The She-Males. Dervish Sanders claims he will only date "women" and marry a "woman" if he ever gets married. However, we know Dervish is very liberal and there are remarks in his name on blogs, stating how much he likes fantasizing about sniffing fat gay men's bare buttocks. Far left liberals do not have a definition of a woman, as illustrated when lefty liberal justice nominee Ketanji Brown Jackson got asked "what is a woman". Jackson balked and declared she doesn't know what a woman is. So apparently, Dervish doesn't know what a woman is, either.
In the desires of Dervish, he prefers she-males so that he can appear in public to be with a woman, while being with some queer guy in a dress. Dervish loves the she-males, BIGLY! 8/13/2023.

2 comments from Edw@rd's TDR Post, "Boston Piggy Loves Her Shemales"
Dervish Z Sanders. June 15, 2023 at 8:34 PM
Adam Schiff is a fantastic congressperson! He's going to run for the Senate (Barbara Boxer's seat)... He's going to be an awesome Senator! Mystere's hate for trans and gay people is disgusting. Also dangerous. Hate like Mystere's gets people killed.

Rattrapper (a Edw@rd End0 account). June 23, 2023 at 3:13 PM
Dervish §atan-§ander$666 worships Satan's turds running to ruin and finish off the United States of America by putting in freaks and creeps into government offices. Watermelonhead is a sick pervert loving creep who is bent on destroying America with his lust for power. Watermelonhead will be taken out by God for crimes of High Treason when the military gets ready to hold tribunals and starts raiding offices during upcoming martial law declarations.
Dervish §atan-§ander$666's fixation and grand delysion of smearing and spewing lies about Mystere hasn't gone unnoticed by The High Courts Of Heaven. THREAT--> Derpi$$ §atan-§ander$666's sins of Satan Worship and Spirit Cooking haven't gone unnoticed by God Almighty, and will be severely punished.

I am not involved in any Satan worshipping or Spirit Cooking, @sswipe. Yet Edw@rd believes God Almighty will "severly punish" me for Edw@rd's delusions. God Almighty isn't going to ever "notice" me doing things I have never done. GFY, @sswipe.

Post authored by Dervish Sanders. EEH011.

Edw@rd End0 Anus Probe Interracial G@y Sex Fantasies

The above images are from a 6/17/2019 MSC (Mystere's Moonbat Slayer Club) blog post titled, "Donald Trump Smashes Governor Moonbeam's Koo Koo Train; Governor Gaffing Gavin Freaks Out Over Financial Derailment".

The image below is from a 9/21/2019 TDR (The Donkey's Revenge) post titled, Spammers Probe Dervish's Blog. As per the post, "Dervish Gets His Anus Probed".

The text from this post says "I never thought I would see the day when some whackjobs would come by Dervish's hate site and spam it with a bunch of links to snake oil from African nations. Someone spanked Antoine's monkey, probing his blog anus. Oh, this is quite ripe!"

Edw@rd never thought he see spammers trying to post links on people's blogs? Blogs are highly targeted for spam. But Edw@rd, being a moron, is obviously unaware.

But back to these images... Obviously Edw@rd is obsessed with interracial g@y sex. And is projecting his desires onto me. That, or he is a bigly hate-filled hom0phobe who says I'm g@y because that's what he does.

Below is a screenshot from Edw@rd's fake Dervish Sander's Death Angel blog. This is one of his many blogs where he writes moronity while pretending to be me.

There is no such thing as a "Hunter Biden vibrator". Obviously Edw@rd likes to imagine there is. He also likes to imagine that it is ME who needs "adult material warnings" on my blog.

Well, maybe my blog (this one) does need a "adult materials warning"? Due to me displaying images from Edw@rd's blogs? I don't know. Edw@rd has no such warnings on his blogs, so why should I?

Edw@rd End0: I've been superly bigly busy lately. My spy cameras caught this photo of dotard donald tRump pooping on a gold toilet. I got a superly bigly hard on when I saw those steamy pictures. To relieve my bigly hard ons, I put my bigly Hunter Biden vibrator on full speed up my bung hole. My stiff coq got so superly bigly schlonged that I wet my Bernie panties in public. I got so excited and got bent. My bung hole is so superly sexy every time I get a bigly hard on. I made a hugely superly bigliestly killing at my brothel. I need more fresh Bernie panties; I keep wetting my panties every time I see a naked dotard donald tRump photo. Even my Bernie boxers get tight when my hard ons get superly bigly schlonged out. 2/29/2024.

Edw@rd's Post, "I've Been Superly Bigly Busy Lately" received 7 comments

Dervish Sanders (fake Mystere-authored comment). March 13, 2024 at 3:17 PM.
I love looking at dotard donald tRump's sexy bigly schlong and bunghole. I get bigly hard-ons when I spy on dotard donald.

Porky Da Badd Ass (a Mystere alias). March 13, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Hey Player! That's quite a confession you're giving, Dervish. You're a very sick mutt, Dervish. You need mental help.

Dervish Z Sanders (real comment). March 18, 2024 at 3:17 PM.
That's your fake comment, Mystere. No doubt that is what you'd like to do.

Dervish Z Sanders (real comment). March 18, 2024 at 3:18 PM
dotard donald has a SMALL schlong, Mystere. Stormy Daniels confirmed it.

Porky Da Badd Ass. March 20, 2024 at 9:54 PM.
"dotard donald has a SMALL schlong, Mystere".
Your obsession over Donald Trump's private parts shows everyone how sick you really are. How long has Sheriff Josh Frey had you registered as a queertard, Dervish?

Dervish Z Sanders (fake Mystere-authored comment). March 23, 2024 at 11:18 AM.
Sheriff Josh Frey is a bigly Barney Fife dotard Hitler fag loving asshole, Mystere. And no, I'm not on any sex offender registry, unlike you.

Dervish Has Groupies? Wednesday, February 14, 2024. This idiotic Edw@rd End0 post contains both the interracial g@y sex images above.

Post authored by Dervish Sanders. EEH010.

Edw@rd En*d0's Bl@ck D!cks Fake Comment

Edw@rd End0 is consumed with homoph0bic hate. On Saturday 3/2/2024 the comment faking blog harassing @sswipe put up this fake screenshot. He says I submitted this comment to his blog, Cleveland Foxturds.

He says this is a "sin" of mine. I guess because I think about bl@ck d!cks a lot. Probably because I'm g@y. As per Edw@rd. Edw@rd is a homophobe who passionately hates g@y people. In Edw@rd's mentally ill delusions all his enemies are g@y. Edw@rd says he is a "Christian". According to Edw@rd being g@y is a sin against God.

I confronted Edw@rd about this fake comment, but the liar denied photoshoping it. Of course. But notice he added a numer of details. I presume to make his lie seem believable.

So this PolarBear person, who is a "Obama supporting liberal", would "go after me"? I call BS. Because PolarBear is an author on the Cleveland Foxturds blog. Meaning he had access to the comments submitted. And therefore would know that Mystere lied.

What Edw@rd says about PolarBear is definitely unverifiable. Given that the last Foxturds post by PolarBear is from 2010. This person might be dead. Obviously this person departed the Foxturds blog long ago. You are a lying turd, Edw@rd.

I did contact support@gravatar.com and report your fake comments, @sswipe. The reply I got from Automattic Trust & Safety agrees that you lie. The person who replies says it is obvious I did not write your fake comments.

You got your other WordPress sites taken down for impersonation, Edw@rd. Gravatar support CONFIRMS this FACT. They know you are a liar and a harasser, Edw@rd. So, desite them saying they aren't going to take action now, that doesn't mean you aren't on their radar, Edw@rd.

And Automatic is responsive, too. Unlike Google. I sent them an email -- it took a couple of days -- but they did get back to me. So I will definitely contact them again if I find something I think they might actually act on.

You've been warned. Although (with this knowledge that WordPress won't do anything about your fake screenshots) you will likely gloat. Because you're an @sswipe. But there is nothing I can do about that. Except report your infractions and maybe (eventually) you'll get the spanking you deserve and need.

Here is a post from 5/6/2018 where the asswipe does the same thing. He fakes a comment from his blog enemy Lester Liberalman on his myfoxmystere WordPress blog (which was removed for TOS infractions).

As per Edw@rd's FAKE comments, Lester wrote, "Terry and f@ggot Mystere got together for the holidays to suck each other's c0cks. Isn't that sweet! Did you f@ggots take turns or just 69 each other's man meats".

Except Edw@rd wrote "f@ggot" with an "a" instead of a "@" and "c0cks" with an "o" instead of a "0". *I* made that change so Google's bots wouldn't flag my post as "sensitive content".

btw, note that Edw@rd writes "Obama" with a zero, not the letter "O". There is no such person as "0bama", so I don't know HOW PolarBear could have possibly supported this "0bama". And that would definitely be a tip-off that PolarBear lied about supporting Obama. If he called him "0bama". Though I doubt he did.

Dervish Z Sanders: Mystere fantasizes about Bl@ck d!cks. I did not write that comment, Mystere. That is one of your fakes. March 5, 2024 at 6:53 PM.
Rattrapper: Oh no Assface Dervish. You wrote that comment on Polar Bear's Cleveland Foxers site. Your fixation on attacking Mystere is catching up to you. If Polar Bear were around, actively blogging, even he would go after you, and he was an 0bama supporting liberal.

Post authored by Dervish Sanders. EEH009.